*sees girl in shorts*

nmadskjn adfsn SYSTEM CANNOT FUNCTION PROPERLY

MUST RAPE

UNABLE TO CONTROL

gowns:

my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.

but diet coke is made of water too

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

emmbutt:

popoppy:

“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky

the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart

this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT

(Source: mirandaadria)

foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

h0mocidal:

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

(Source: warteeth)


(Source: fuck-yeah-jared-leto)


(Source: fuck-yeah-jared-leto)

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread